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...something about my car that makes it attractive for use as a bird restroom? Every damned day, I have to clean bird crap off the car.
And I don't even park under a tree!
I can't get away from it. This past weekend, when we were in Portland, Maine, we went to the car after the Sea Dogs game, and there was a huge glop of seagull sh*t right smack in the middle of the windshield. Ugh! Of all the bird sh*t out there, there is nothing more disgusting than that of the seagull!
I've long since learned to keep a roll of paper towels and a bottle of Windex in the car at all times.
Also...HOW do the birds manage to sh*t on the SIDE of the car? Today, there was some on the driver's side door.
I wish I had a garage!
This has been a guest post from Christine of The Passionate Ailurophile.
.: Posted May 13, 2003 07:01 PM in Daily Ramblings :.Trackbacks on this post: 0
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it might be the colour of your car. My mom doesn't park under any trees either, and hers is like a birdie bathroom.
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