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A Little Comedy

A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her.

Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket towards the man.

He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back.

"Oh my, I am so sorry," the woman says as she pops her eye back in place. "Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you," she says.

They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the theatre followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his. She listens.

After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast.

They had a wonderful, wonderful time.

The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy is amazed! ! Everything had been SO incredible!!!!

"You know, " he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet? "

"No, " she replies. . . . . . . . "

"You just happened to catch my eye. "

(Shamelessly stolen from Eka.)

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Catch her eye.

At first I didn't get it.

Then I couldn't stop laughing. Thanks for the laugh.

.: Jon said on February 26, 2004 09:53 PM :: link it :.

That is hilarious. I needed that. Thanks!

.: Marie said on February 26, 2004 11:46 PM :: link it :.

A great joke, and well-told. If my mom was telling it, she'd start by saying, "There's this man in a restaurant... what is it? Something about you caught my eye? Oh, right, it's a woman with a glass eye. So, she sneezes or he sneezes..."

Not that you're my mom, but not that you have to be to ruin a joke. Thumbs up.

.: Dan Tobin said on February 28, 2004 01:01 PM :: link it :.

Oh that was great. Thanks for posting it, it made my morning. =)

.: Nicole said on March 2, 2004 10:50 AM :: link it :.

You're too early! Come back at February 26, 2004 04:28 PM to see this post.

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