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Master Grammarians Unite

I did almost major in English after all...

Grammar Fuhrer



You are the grammar Fuhrer. All bow to your authority. You will crush all the inferior people under the soles of your jackboots, and any who question your motives will be eliminated. Your punishment is being the bane of every other person's existence, because you're constantly contradicting stupidity. Everyone will be gunning for you. Your dreams of a master race of spellers and grammarians frighten the masses. You must always watch your back. If only your power could be used for good instead of evil.

What is your grammar aptitude?
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Comments

We match!
I wasn't sure I wanted to look at his picture on my blog, though. :giggle:

.: kristine said on March 8, 2004 04:07 AM :: link it :.

dude, i'm a fuhrer too.

what are the odds that whoever came up with that quiz hates people with good grammar? man, i don't wanna be a Hitler...

.: mikey said on March 8, 2004 05:05 AM :: link it :.

I'm right there with ya!

.: smoores said on March 8, 2004 11:25 AM :: link it :.

I took the quiz and learned that I too am a liguistic Fuhrer. But then, after seeing everyone's comments, I took it again chosing the wrong answers and was given the results of:

"You are a grammar Failure. You will be the first to be thrown in the ovens. The world is a better place without you."

Yikes! I wonder if Mel Brooks took this exam.

.: who... hymn? said on March 8, 2004 11:47 AM :: link it :.

Fuhrer for me too. I also answered incorrectly to see the other possible answers. It's not pretty.

.: Billy Rhythm said on March 10, 2004 01:14 PM :: link it :.

Bad grammar will get you nowhere. ;)

(Damn, that still cracks me up...)

.: Christine said on March 11, 2004 12:50 AM :: link it :.

Another Fuhrer here!!!!

.: MishMish said on March 11, 2004 03:22 PM :: link it :.

another grammar Fuhrer here as well. but I think a goat could have taken that quiz and gotten them correct. unless people are a lot dumber than I think they are.

.: girl said on March 12, 2004 12:10 PM :: link it :.

I got the same thing. which is odd. plus - those questions were more about spelling that grammar, really.

.: Luka said on March 17, 2004 12:24 PM :: link it :.

You're too early! Come back at March 8, 2004 04:04 AM to see this post.

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