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Dirty Bug
I was going to go to bed, but I decided that I'd have sex one more time (over on Breedster, you pervert!).
Apparently, I really am a slutty bug because I just got this message, "A sexually transmitted virus has affected your reproductive system; all eggs are infertile. You cannot invite any friends. Fornication will transmit the virus to your partner." (If you're a bug too, watch out for mbvisiontt - he's the one who infected me.)
Of course the FAQ doesn't say anything at all about STDs, so I have no idea if my bug is now infertile forever or if somehow I can visit a bug hospital and get better. Anyone else have this happen to them?
.: Posted April 26, 2004 04:57 AM in Participation :.Trackbacks on this post: 0
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I wanna be a bug!!!
.: So Lost said on April 26, 2004 10:35 AM :: link it :.OK, I'm curious about breedster. What is it?
.: Josh said on April 26, 2004 12:51 PM :: link it :.You dirty insect you. *tisk *tisk
.: smoores said on April 26, 2004 01:20 PM :: link it :.Do you have to be invited to join Breedster?
.: Alex said on April 26, 2004 03:47 PM :: link it :.tsk tsk - what does one say to their 'bug mother' - Your grounded? LOL - I thought the fornicating was a mutual thing, but I got a notice I was fornicated with a bug and I'm not even sure I had a good time or not!
.: Susan said on April 27, 2004 10:48 PM :: link it :.It happened to me too! I was sitting there and all of a sudden a lady-bug came along and fornicated with me, next thing I know, I'm infertile. Very sad day, and it was only my second time. I was barely a day old at the time. :'(
.: wilsonodk said on April 28, 2004 02:09 PM :: link it :.I wanna be a bug too!!
.: Trisha said on April 29, 2004 10:41 AM :: link it :.Yeah - me too - I got infected last night and I'm pissed. If you know you are infected - don't spread it! And there is no way to protect yourself. All 5 eggs I had are infertile now and I don't want to spread it to anyone else so I'm just a useless bug.
I wonder if there will be some sort of cure or maybe they shoud implement some way to consent before another bug jumps on top of you without your knowledge?
.: cybertoad said on April 29, 2004 12:09 PM :: link it :.Allegedly there is a purple bug that cures you by touching it. Don't know its name yet. Also, the virus creator was poking fun at straight sex relationship sby making a virus that only M/F sex would transmit. Have sex with same sex (or your own children) and you are allegedly unaffected.
.: Davezilla said on April 29, 2004 04:43 PM :: link it :.awesome... i didn't think anyone else had found breedster, or cared. i think the very idea is hilarious.
.: kim said on April 29, 2004 06:20 PM :: link it :.http://www.expoplu.nl/reincarnation.htm
has some info on the diseases. Dunno what the reincarnation's about though.
.: Maarten van de Voorde said on May 1, 2004 09:54 AM :: link it :.COOL... does anyone encountered the purple bug yet?? does he shit purple or does he look purple???
My precious bug i want to expand my family... :(
I got raped... and was infected
.: RUBZ said on May 2, 2004 04:45 PM :: link it :.I am the purple bug... my username is Asriel...
.: Lord Asriel said on May 6, 2004 06:34 AM :: link it :.I encountered Asriel, but was not cured. Still have the STD and remain infertile. How exactly is Asriel supposed to cure other bugs?
.: mig said on May 10, 2004 03:17 AM :: link it :.Post a comment
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