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Houston Fans

Four Major League Baseball fans went rock climbing: a Yankee fan, a Red Sox fan, an Astros fan, and a Cardinals fan.

They had been arguing all the way up the mountain about who amongst them loved their team more and was the most diehard fan. The argument grew hotter and hotter and the four fans grew more and more agitated.

Such was the emotion that upon reaching the top of the mountain, the Yankee fan proclaimed loudly and earnestly to the other three, "This is for the New York Yankees!" and without a moment's hesitation threw himself off the mountain. The supreme sacrifice!

Not to be outdone by a Yankee fan, the Red Sox fan jumped up and cried out, "This is for the Boston Red Sox!" and quickly threw himself off the mountain, also willing to sacrifice himself to prove his devotion to his team.

Refusing to be outdone by the Yankee and Red Sox fans, the Astros fan rose to his feet, summoned up every ounce of his courage, and yelled at the top of his lungs, "This is for the Houston Astros!" and without a moment's hesitation, shoved the Cardinals fan off the mountain.

Go, Astros!

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damn straight!

.: kdeweb said on October 19, 2004 04:58 PM :: link it :.


.: Deb said on October 19, 2004 05:10 PM :: link it :.

OH that's too funny!!

.: Susan said on October 19, 2004 08:23 PM :: link it :.

my boy is a native texan (from Houston), currently living here in chicago... this makes me an Astros fan by association...


love the joke, cant wait to share it with him!

.: Cat said on October 20, 2004 11:25 AM :: link it :.

That's a good one!

But I'd want to re-tell it so that I get to be the Red Sox fan that pushed the Y***** fan off of the mountain!

See ya at the World Series!

.: Christine said on October 20, 2004 04:52 PM :: link it :.

woohoo! Roger better pitch his ass off tonight b/c the pitching in yesterday's game totally blew chunks.

.: girl said on October 21, 2004 08:19 AM :: link it :.

You're too early! Come back at October 19, 2004 04:09 PM to see this post.

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