The Right Was Right
What's really going to happen now that the Democrats control both the House and the Senate.
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Saturday, November 11, 2006Saturday, May 28, 2005Put the Lotion in the Basket
Thanks to Joelle, I have a new favorite song. A new favorite creepy song. It's called "Lotion" and is performed by Greenskeeper. Remember Buffalo Bill from The Silence of the Lambs? You know how he kept his victims in a well in his basement and made them put lotion on so their skin would stay soft? Well, that's what the song's about. It sounds weird, but the song is really good and I can't stop watching the video. Go enjoy it yourself. .: 85 words at 06:26 PM in Entertainment Value :: Link :: Pings
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Show comments here » Wednesday, May 4, 2005Put Me with Mulder, Please
If I'm ever so geeky, bored, or insert other adjective here to digitally put myself into a tv show, you can bet that there's going to be at least one make-out scene with Fox Mulder, Luka Kovac, or Michael Vaughn in it. .: 45 words at 02:04 AM in Entertainment Value :: Link :: Pings
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Show comments here » Saturday, April 30, 2005Why Geeks and Nerds Are Worth It...
Fifteen reasons why it's better to date a geek or a nerd. 11. His friends aren't jerks. I can't stress this enough. You'll more likely get "Omg! A GIRL!! Can I see?!" than "Hey hot stuff back that ass up here and let me get some grub on..." They're awkward geeks too and will, 9 times out of 10, treat you with the utmost respect and, more than likely, a note of awe. A cute girl picked one of their clan to date? It could happen to them! Hope! Drag some of your single girlfriends over, open up a pack of Mt. Dew, crack open the DnD set and get working. Nothing impresses geek guys more than a girl who can hack-n-slash (well ok maybe if she can code... a geek can dream). .: 134 words at 08:50 PM in Entertainment Value :: Link :: Pings
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Show comments here » Friday, April 29, 2005Paging Mr. Glass, Mr. George Glass.
Btw, if anyone's looking for an imaginary boyfriend, my brother's up for bid on eBay. I bet he'd even let you call him George. .: 25 words at 02:38 AM in Entertainment Value :: Link :: Pings
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Show comments here » Thursday, April 14, 2005Dance Juggle Revolution
This guy has got to be the best DDR player ever. (Link courtesy of Ernie.) .: 17 words at 02:49 AM in Entertainment Value :: Link :: Pings
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Show comments here » Wednesday, March 30, 2005Owned
Watch what happens when the Japanese pop group Morning Musume gets shown Ringu. It's great. (Link courtesy of Ernie.) .: 21 words at 11:56 PM in Entertainment Value :: Link :: Pings
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Show comments here » Tuesday, March 29, 2005Break Dancing Badass
Talk about your upper body strength. (Link courtesy of Christine.) .: 12 words at 02:03 AM in Entertainment Value :: Link :: Pings
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Show comments here » Tuesday, January 25, 2005How Deep is Your Love?
I love this ad (Come on, could you guess what it was really for? I know I couldn't), especially since Christine and I already have a dance routine worked out for the song. (Link courtesy of Kristin.) .: 38 words at 04:06 AM in Entertainment Value :: Link :: Pings
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Show comments here » Friday, December 10, 2004More Than Meets The Eye
So, is this an Autobot or Decepticon? Discuss. .: 8 words at 01:08 AM in Entertainment Value :: Link :: Pings
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Show comments here » Monday, November 8, 2004Improv Everywhere - We Cause Scenes
I spent a good part of my afternoon (because you can do things like that when you don't have a job) reading Improv Everywhere's site. They're an improv group that does random things at random places in New York (think similar to flash mobs, except everything's scripted and they know each other, so not really). Their conquests, especially The Moebius and the Circle Line Tours ones, are hysterical. Go check them out and be envious that nothing like this happens where you live. I know I am. (Link courtesy of Ernie.) .: 92 words at 06:42 PM in Entertainment Value :: Link :: Pings
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Show comments here » Tuesday, October 19, 2004Houston Fans
Four Major League Baseball fans went rock climbing: a Yankee fan, a Red Sox fan, an Astros fan, and a Cardinals fan. They had been arguing all the way up the mountain about who amongst them loved their team more and was the most diehard fan. The argument grew hotter and hotter and the four fans grew more and more agitated. Such was the emotion that upon reaching the top of the mountain, the Yankee fan proclaimed loudly and earnestly to the other three, "This is for the New York Yankees!" and without a moment's hesitation threw himself off the mountain. The supreme sacrifice! Not to be outdone by a Yankee fan, the Red Sox fan jumped up and cried out, "This is for the Boston Red Sox!" and quickly threw himself off the mountain, also willing to sacrifice himself to prove his devotion to his team. Refusing to be outdone by the Yankee and Red Sox fans, the Astros fan rose to his feet, summoned up every ounce of his courage, and yelled at the top of his lungs, "This is for the Houston Astros!" and without a moment's hesitation, shoved the Cardinals fan off the mountain. Go, Astros! .: 200 words at 04:09 PM in Entertainment Value :: Link :: Pings
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Show comments here » Saturday, October 16, 2004Blondie
One blonde asks another blonde, "Which do you think is farther from here - London or the Moon?" The other blonde replies, "Helloooo. Can you see London from here?" Thank you, folks. I'll be here all week. Don't forget to tip your waitress! .: 43 words at 11:59 AM in Entertainment Value :: Link :: Pings
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Show comments here » Wednesday, September 1, 2004Trailing Away
If "The Empire Strikes Back" came out today... Guess I'm not the only one annoyed by how revealing most trailers are. (Link courtesy of the one and only Matt.) .: 30 words at 01:20 AM in Entertainment Value :: Link :: Pings
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Show comments here » Saturday, August 21, 2004Status Quo Reports Have Finally Met Their Rival
I'd never seen this Starbuck's commercial before, but now I can't stop watching it. It totally cracks me up. (Link courtesty of Mikey.) .: 24 words at 10:09 PM in Entertainment Value :: Link :: Pings
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Show comments here » Thursday, August 19, 2004Brains!
So, how many brains have you eaten? (Link courtesy of Eka.) .: 13 words at 06:36 AM in Entertainment Value :: Link :: Pings
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Show comments here » Wednesday, August 18, 2004Hit the Dismembered Penguin Head
It's bloody and probably a little disturbing, but how far can you hit the dismembered penguin head? Update: Woo hoo! My new record is 1112.8 feet! .: 27 words at 12:14 AM in Entertainment Value :: Link :: Pings
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Show comments here » Tuesday, June 29, 2004Everybody Was Kung-Fu Fighting
Ever wanted to kick someone's ass in kung fu but lacked the necessary skills from getting beat to a bloody pulp? Then go experience Kung Fu Madness and save yourself a black eye or two. My name is Kymberlie if you want to challenge me to a fight. Be warned, though, I'll beat you up. .: 55 words at 03:34 PM in Entertainment Value :: Link :: Pings
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Show comments here » Friday, May 7, 2004Balancing Act
Want to see something funny? Then go watch someone that Robin knows ride a unicycle. Quite amusing. .: 18 words at 12:09 PM in Entertainment Value :: Link :: Pings
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Show comments here » Thursday, April 29, 2004The Five Levels of Drinking
Not that I'm acquainted with any of this or anything, but Larry Miller's "The Five Levels of Drinking" has got to be one of the funniest things I've ever heard. As always, right click and Save As. .: 37 words at 05:20 PM in Entertainment Value :: Link :: Pings
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Show comments here » Wednesday, March 3, 2004ABCDEFG
Thanks to Mikey, I've spent way too much time on the Movie Alphabet Game. So far, despite my vast movie knowledge, I've only been able to get A, D, G, H (because I saw it in Mikey's comments), I, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, W, and Z (again because of Mikey's comments). Anyone know the rest of them? I know I know B and V, but I can't figure them out. .: 78 words at 06:24 AM in Entertainment Value :: Link :: Pings
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Show comments here » Thursday, February 26, 2004A Little Comedy
A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her. Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket towards the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back. "Oh my, I am so sorry," the woman says as she pops her eye back in place. "Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you," she says. They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the theatre followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his. She listens. After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast. They had a wonderful, wonderful time. The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy is amazed! ! Everything had been SO incredible!!!! "You know, " he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet? " "No, " she replies. . . . . . . . " Read more » .: 223 words at 04:28 PM in Entertainment Value :: Link :: Pings
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Show comments here » Tuesday, February 10, 2004Babies Everywhere
I feel great! (It's back up now, so go watch!) (Link courtesy of Ernie's mini-blog.) .: 15 words at 09:34 AM in Entertainment Value :: Link :: Pings
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Show comments here » Monday, February 2, 2004E-Mail Bests
Eatmail put together a top ten list of some of the most widely e-mailed video clips of 2003. A few of them were only mildly entertaining, but the top three were the best, especially the "BJ - Priceless" one. (Link courtesy of Darren.) .: 45 words at 08:49 AM in Entertainment Value :: Link :: Pings
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Show comments here » Tuesday, January 13, 2004Will You Do the Fandango?
You gamers from when the only system was the Nintendo ought to recognize MegaMan (I remember playing that game quite a bit), but have you ever seen him perform Bohemian Rhapsody? Quite impressive, no? (Link courtesy of Melissa.) .: 40 words at 07:39 PM in Entertainment Value :: Link :: Pings
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Show comments here » Sunday, January 11, 2004Jingle Bells
For some reason, I decided to look up a comic that I hadn't heard or seen in a while - Louis CK. Turns out he has a blog, which is cool. He's also got some clips up from his shows including one of my favorites about Christmas carolling. Enjoy. .: 51 words at 01:19 AM in Entertainment Value :: Link :: Pings
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Show comments here » Tuesday, December 16, 2003Happy Holidays From Texas
What kind of a holiday season would it be without having a White Trash Christmas? .: 16 words at 07:13 PM in Entertainment Value :: Link :: Pings
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Show comments here » Friday, November 7, 2003We're All Going to Hell
We may all go to hell for this, but Michele found a church sign generator and people have been making their own church signs. Go check it out. (Yvonne's rocks.) .: 32 words at 08:06 PM in Entertainment Value :: Link :: Pings
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Show comments here » Wednesday, October 29, 2003The End of the World
Dude, it's the end of the world. (But I am le tired!) .: 13 words at 05:17 PM in Entertainment Value :: Link :: Pings
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Show comments here » Saturday, October 4, 2003My Newest Exercise
I'm supposed to walk around a bunch to make sure no more blood clots form, but I think that instead I will just Stealth Disco everywhere I go. That's exercise, right? (Link courtesty of Jish, who I will meet again some day, I swear) .: 45 words at 07:52 PM in Entertainment Value :: Link :: Pings
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Show comments here » Wednesday, July 16, 2003Ping! Pong!
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Show comments here » Wednesday, June 4, 2003Bingo!
I got a wild hair and decided to join BingoFun since they were doing such a good deal on matching deposits. After playing a few games, I won a $1.00 tournament and bingoed for $60.98. Not bad after only a few games! They actually play real cheap games ($0.10 and up) and have a double match going, so if you like bingo and decide to join, please put kymberlie down as your referer. Hope to see you there! .: 78 words at 11:21 PM in Entertainment Value :: Link :: Pings
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Show comments here » Friday, April 18, 2003The Real Thing
Remember Honda Accord commercial I blogged about last week? I was positive that it had to be done in cgi because I didn't think it would be possible to do something like that in real life. Turns out I was wrong. It took 606 takes, but everything you see was completely real. Absolutely amazing. .: 55 words at 11:28 AM in Entertainment Value :: Link :: Pings
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Show comments here » Wednesday, April 9, 2003Domino Dancing
This is one of the coolest commercials I've seen in a while. It's British, so go watch it if you happen to live in The States like me. (Link courtesy of Christine) .: 33 words at 10:24 AM in Entertainment Value :: Link :: Pings
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Show comments here » Thursday, March 27, 2003Blog Worth
Since the only time I bought stock ($100 worth of PSI), the company went out of business, this should be a lot more fun and a lot less strain on the wallet. .: 85 words at 06:59 PM in Entertainment Value :: Link :: Pings
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That's a good one!
Nice one... I can just hear the drumsnare at the end of the punchline.
sorry about that sweetie. *bashful look* 
I am glad that you are back home and blogging again. Get well soon
