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Adult Programming

Since it's late and all, I figured we'd have a little adult programming.

A pediatrician, a lawyer, and a priest were on the Titanic when it started to go down. The pediatrician says, "Save the children!" The lawyer says, "Fuck the children!" The priest says, "Do we have time?"

Thank you, folks. I'll be here all week. Be sure to tip your waitress and don't forget to try the veal.

Lords Of Acid - Pussy (Like it? Then buy the CD.)

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.: Michael said on July 25, 2004 03:36 AM :: link it :.

Ahem... I'll be saving this track for the "Songs you'll never hear played at a Church function" edition of Burn It ;-)

.: Michael said on July 25, 2004 03:40 AM :: link it :.

You are so bad. That's why I loooove you.

.: Christine said on July 26, 2004 12:36 AM :: link it :.

You're too early! Come back at July 25, 2004 03:31 AM to see this post.

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